Ekko's Real Lore
This is Ekko's real lore. Riot hid it from everyone because they hate their fans. I wanted to release it to the public so you can see his true lore:
"Ekko was your typical kid. He went to middle school, played call of duty on Xbox with his friends, and watched anime on TV.
He was a real nice guy, he always did his homework and even did the dishes for his Mom too. Ekko was a really good boy, because of this he got $5 a week for allowance which was beast. His mom would cook him chicken tendies for dinner every night too. He could spend his $5 on whatever he wanted, so he always bought mountain dew code red and hearthstone packs with it.
One day while Ekko was going to school, something strange happened. He started getting real moody and stopped caring about anime. He told the teachers and his parents they were "gay retards" and they didn't "get it". Suddenly all Ekko could think of was big butts (not guys butts that's gay).
He quit caring about schoolwork or doing chores, and instead became a total douche-bag.
He stopped hanging out with his buds after school too, and instead started doing memes on reddit. Ekko would spend hours all day on reddit, posting memes, reading memes, and being an idiot. One day Ekko found a game called league of legends. The game was really edgy, which he liked a lot, and the girl characters had big butts like in his anime.
Ekko was hooked. He started playing league of legends all day, and instead of buying mountain dew and packs, he spent all of his allowance on lee sin skins. That was his favorite champion "Lee Sin the blind monk". Ekko would explain on reddit that Lee sin was the most skilled champion and thats why he was his main. One time Ekko was about to die to an Udyr, with his skill Ekko placed a ward over a wall and then shielded to it using his mechanics, he then wrote in all chat "best lee sin NA", a meme he learned from reddit. Luckily Ekko was recording this game! He posted it to reddit where he got over 2000 upvotes.
Ekko spent all of his time playing league of legends, trying to get challenger. Sadly, Ekko was Silver 5, even though he played lee sin real good. The problem was despite his skill his teams were always bad or people would play over powered champions versus him. Ekko especially hated AP sion. Ekko could never seem to outplay ap sion, no matter how many wards he bought. Ekko would press all of his buttons as fast as he could, still he couldn't seem to beat ap sion.
He would post on reddit every day, "sion's stun is too good", "sion isn't edgy like me", "lee sin ult only does 2k damage". Reddit realized AP sion was too strong and wrote posts like this too. Despite all this riot refused to ever nerf ap sion. They had with idiotic claims like "his winrate is 45 percent" or "solo queue players enjoy ap sion and he's never picked competitively". What IDIOTS!
A few hundred solo q games later Ekko was in his promo for Silver 4. He was one win and one loss. This was his only chance to get out of elo hell. He instalocked lee sin so his team couldn't steal his jungle. Everything was fine until the other team picked sion. He knew it would be AP. They get in game and Ekko knows he has to shut down sion. He runs into lane level 2 and even lands his Q! Sion being a coward is under the tower and uses his stun. Ekko can't move and dies to the tower! The rest the game ekko tries to kill sion and this bullcrap keeps happening. Ekko ends up going 0/13/2 and his team called him a noob even though it was their fault for not banning sion. Ekko raged real bad after losing. He swore after that game he would make sure ap sion was removed from the game.
After reporting everyone on his team, ekko went on reddit to find an a way to delete ap sion. He had a sneaky idea, it was so edgy and underhanded only people with brains would figure it out. He posted his idea on /r/leagueoflegends that he would quit buying lee sin skins until "Sion was "reworked". Instantly all of the lee sin mains upvoted the post and it rose to the top of reddit. Riot games saw the post and knew they would lose millions of dollars if the didn't handle this situation.
Riot knew they couldn't make Sion fun or better with the rework, or else they might risk the lee sin players still quiting and lose all the money. They had to make Sion crappy and useless. So instead of directly nerfing AP Sion, riot assigned their biggest dumb-dumb, Phreak, to manage the rework. Sadly Phreak, even with his good intentions, had autism and spend 90% of his time writing Sion puns. He inevitably made sion the worst champion in league of legends.
So that brings us back to Ekko. After AP sion was removed, to Ekko's shock, he still couldn't get out of elo
hell.
This angered him more than ever as he no longer could blame riot for his failure. He lost more games than
ever
and
dropped down to Bronze 4. Ekko raged and became edgier than ever. He became so Edgy he ignored everything in
his
life, even the fabric of time. Reality as he perceived cease to exist and Ekko could traverse between realms
of
time. Ekko was no longer your average 12 year-old.
From that day onward he became "Ekko
-The Edgelord
who broke time"
"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill." - Ekko
I hope guys enjoyed Ekko's lore. Thanks for reading.
Regards,
Poopbutt101
05-29-2015